A Family Interlude

The family (Carina, Mark, Jordan, Emma, Ping, Wayne, Gemma and Matt) all joined us on the boat in Brunei in the beginning of January. It was a tight squeeze on the boat, but everybody was ready to rough it out. Leo ended up on the floor rather than sharing a bed with Jordan and Emma as they wriggled and fought throughout the night.

It was fun having all of them around. The kids had such a tremendous capacity of finding fun in the simple things. Jordan and company (Matt, Gemma, Ping & Wayne) wrote silly song parodies as we sailed from Brunei to Labuan.

Emma the skipper

Emma and Jordan had both complained that they wanted to stop swimming lessons, and to prove it to Carina they both had to swim around the boat without a lifejacket. With lots of encouragement from all of us, especially to get Emma through her swim, as there was a slight current that she had to tackle, they made it, hooray!

Showering!

From Labuan we sailed to Pulau Tiga, the island where they filmed the first of the Survivor series. The island has volcanic mud pools, and Ping and Wayne got themselves completely covered in mud (actually Ping fell into the mud pool trying to rope walk across the pool!) They had to jump off the jetty to clean themselves up, and the rest of the family thought it was a great idea to leap off the jetty as well. Soon they were all leaping in. Emma and Jordan had no qualms leaping in with the rest. I was the only chicken…

A muddy pair...eek!

A flying leap

Ready, steady, JUMP!

Everyday we’d play ‘Oh Golly’, our favourite card game. Losing meant washing dishes so it was a rowdy and often, contentious event. Carina usually took the honours of doing dishes!

We stopped in a 5 star marina in Kota Kinabalu and it was great for the family. We enjoyed the swimming pools, the bowling alley, free bus rides to town, and pre-heated towels!

The main event was the trip to the Mulu Caves in Sarawak, the largest cave system in the world. The caves were great, however I found the long walks hot and tiring. We swam in clear streams during the walks and even found 4 wild durians for morning tea one day. The best part was the 3-hour boat ride out of the national park, riding the mini rapids down the river on very unstable canoes. The boatman would warn us not to move too much whenever we hit a rapid.

All set to walk

Like all wonderful holidays, it came to an end. The family left Gemma, Matt, Leo and I in Brunei, heading home to NZ while we traveled back to Kota Kinabalu before heading to Palawan, Philippines.

Family Parodies

Blob It

by Matt Gemma, Jordan, Ping & Wayne.

( music to 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson). It's about a card game ' Oh Golly '.

1. Told you, if you wanna play, you gotta play fair.

The stakes are pretty high, so you betta beware.

The contest's in their eyes, so you gotta take care.

So blob it, just blob it.

2. They told her there are lots of dirty dishes round here.

You betta clean em' up, make em' disappear.

The trumps are in their hands and their message is clear.

So blob it but you wanna beat dad.

Chorus:

So blob it, blob it, blob it, blob it.

Do what Car does and blob it.

You've got a nine in the trump suit,

You don't know whether to bid 1 or 2.

Just blob it, blog it.

3. You betta trump, you betta win while you can.

Don't wanna see no blobs, wanna be a blob free man.

If you wanna survive, betta blob while you can.

So blob it, just blob it.

4. There's only 5 cards and it's well over bid.

You ask for bonus points 'cause you're just a kid,

They trump you or they'll duck you ,

Then they'll got you like a squid,

So blob it but you wanna beat dad.

Chorus x6.

You'll Be Stung

By Matt.

sung to the tune of' She's the One' by Robbie Williams.

Chorus

Kong Kong steers,

Por Por yells,

Emma cries,

Jordan smells.

1. If you go swimming, out in the sun.

You'll be stung, you'll be stung.

If you go swimming, sting suit or none.

You'll be stung.

2. Carina cuts up a ripe pineapple.

Matt complains about the temperature.

It's BOILING!

Ping & Wayne lounge in the forecabin.

G laments the bites upon her skin.

Mark reads a book that sounds

BORING!!

10 People on a Boat

by Ping & Wayne.

10 people on a boat.

It's hard to stay afloat

Going nowhere fast

But it's such a blast.

10 people on a boat.

I think that's a great quote.

Someone spiked my 100 Plus.

Now I think the boat's a bus.

I'm getting really high.

Maybe the boat will touch the sky.

10 people on a boat.

Let's learn this song by rote.

Why should we stop here.

Only 10 is just not fair.

let's each invite a friend.

drive Ma and Pa round the bend.

20 people on a boat.

Oh no, it's not afloat.

Water's coming in.

Maybe we can't win.

We're gonna sink for sure.

Let's chuck our friends over board.

10 people on a boat.

10 people

10 people

Te-en people

on a boat

And it's name is Pewter.

Kinabatangan River, Sabah – December 2009

The Rhinoceros Hornbill

The Buffy Fish Owl

The Greater Egret

Ping, Wayne, and Leo’s nephew, Jeremy, joined us to sail north from Kota Kinabalu, over the top end of Sabah to the mouth of the Kinabatangan River. Which is just south of Sandakan.

It was a slow sail north, close haul, (winds from the front of the boat) all the way to the top end of Sabah. Battling with winds that were 20+ knots, Wayne was horizontal most days, only reviving when we anchored each night. Although, some of the anchorages were only slightly better than when we were sailing.

We all breathed a sigh of relief once we rounded the top end of Sabah, a lovely beam reach to Sandakan. We motored to the north entrance of the Kinabantangan River, and touched the bottom several times as the depth was never more than 1.5 to 1.8 meters. Normally, we need over 1.8m to clear the bottom, but the soft mud was a blessing, and allowed us to carry on even in depths of only 1.5 m, and occasionally 1.3m. That’s when we would touch the bottom, though just momentarily.

It was awesome entering the massive Kinabantangan River, the river was calm and glassy, and even Wayne could read while we motored upriver. The trees by the banks were full of wild life. Egrets, hornbills, orangutans, proboscis monkeys, eagles, kingfishers, owls……. The antics of the proboscis monkeys were very entertaining. One evening we anchored just beneath a tree with a large family of proboscis monkeys. It was fun watching them play, eat and sleep. Waking up in the morning gave us another exciting view of the monkeys, as they too wake up with the sunrise.

Proboscis Monkeys leaping

One night a local guide took us up the river and we saw sleeping kingfishers, owls, crocodiles and some small mouse deer. The highlight was the sleeping kingfishers. Even with the torches shining at them, they didn’t move and we could get really close to them. In fact, we’d get as close as the next branch over, being only a metre or two away from the sleeping birds.

Sleeping Stork-billed Kingfishers

Ping, Wayne and Jeremy left us from the little village along the Kinatangan by road, and traveled overland back to Sandakan. Leo and I motored down the river and then sailed up the coast. Farewell to a lovely calm interlude where we could see monkeys and birds roam freely, which may not last for long, as the oil palm estates are encroaching on their territory.

The photographs were taken by Jeremy.